You should be working on your thesis, “Pop It Like It’s Hot: The Social and Historical Impacts of the Polo Shirt.” Instead, you’re eating chocolate chips directly out of the peanut butter jar with a spoon, sucking down cheap red wine and surfing the Internet. You’re hoping for a MA in avoidance techniques, maybe?
This site is a compilation of grad school hints designed to help you succeed in all aspects of your grad school career We do internet searches to create this one-stop shop for grad students suffering everywhere.
The best part? When you visit this site to read the latest posts, it’s easy to justify! It’s not actual thesis work, but it’s still contributing to the success of your academic endeavors. And posting a response to one of the extremely helpful links will be benefiting your fellow grad students in their pursuit of knowledge. Plus we’re supposed to demonstrate engagement for our project.
So enjoy! And by the way: Peanut butter is loaded with protein. Chocolate comes from a bean. Red wine is good for your heart. Can’t help you with those polo shirts, though …