About Me

Instead of giving a Match.com esq. description of myself, here are some quotes that encapsulate my personality:

Liz Lemon: “Look, Jack, I don’t have a lot of personal life experience, but if I have learned anything from my Sims family… when a child doesn’t see his father enough, he starts to jump up and down, and then his mood level will drop until he pees himself.”

– 30 Rock (2006-2013)

Then Vice-President Selina Meyer:  “Well, there’s just… there’s just no way out of this. I mean, you know, not for a sitting Vice President… who’s lost Iowa and New Hampshire. You know what V.P. stands for? It stands for “victory perma-fucked.” I don’t deserve this. You know? Goddammit. I don’t, but you do. Because you are all losers! Every motherfuckin’ one of you! [pointing to her campaign staff] Loser! Loser!

– Veep (2012-Present)

Tracy Jordan: “I gotta stay serious. From now on the only movies Tracy Jordan makes are about the Holocaust, Georgia O’Keeffe, or both.”

– 30 Rock (2006-2013)

Waitress: Plate or platter?

Lucille Bluth: I don’t understand the question and I won’t respond to it.

– Arrested Development (2004-2013)

Liz Lemon: “My mom used to send me articles about how older virgins are considered good luck in Mexico.” 

 – 30 Rock (2006-2013)

President Selina Meyer: “I wouldn’t be your Vice President even if there was a grassy knoll full of Jodie Foster fans in the front row of your inauguration.”

– Veep (2012-Present)

2 responses

  1. Dear Joe, just want you to know I connect on an emotional and spiritual level to this about me page. Truly with my whole heart love you and selina meyer long live you and veep

  2. I loved this about me page. I think that quotes definitely say a lot about a person. Unfortunately I haven’t seen any of these shows, but I definitely see you a little bit in these quotes. I think you’re unique taste in shows and quotes show your personality well!

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