BEFORE YOU PERMANENTLY UNSUBSCRIBE FROM FrogFacts PLEASE READ THE FOLLOWING TEXT ABOUT FROGS. FOR SERIOUS . . . .
Human population growth is severely damaging the global frog population. Rapid urbanization and industrialization has turned our global wetlands and rainforest into parking lots and clear-cut desserts. Habitats that frogs used to call their home are being diminished on a daily basis. The ratio of frogs per swap in the year 1913 was approximately 10 frogs per 100yd/sq wetland. Today, due to human induced habitat destruction, this ratio is a staggering 1,896 frogs per 100yd/sq wetland. That is well over double the amount of frogs per square yard per wetland. Can you imagine trying to ‘do yo thang’ with hundreds of fellow frogs looking over your shoulder? It would be terrible! Today’s frogs can’t mate with privacy which has led to a severe decline in total frog populations on a global scale. In 1903 there were an estimated 154 species of frogs, with a global population well over 1,000,000,000,000 (exodus 8.1-8.5). Today the global frog population is wavering around 330-335 total frogs.
The best way to protect a species on the verge of extinction is through education and awareness, thus the creation of FrogFacts. Yes, FrogFacts may seem like a fun care-free informational service about how awesome frogs are. But in reality, FrogFacts is an essential and final plea to promote the impending FELE (Frog Extinction Level Event). Only through global FELE awareness do Frogs stand a chance from being swept off the planet for ever, and ever, and ever. To be . . no more. FELE is scheduled to occur in August of 2021.
By unsubscribing from FrogFacts, you agree that Frogs should be killed and removed from this planet, just like the dinosaurs. Before you agree to unsubscribe/murder all the frogs please consider how many flies and other flying insects would be left to roam the earth scavenging on human blood and the like. That reminds me:
FrogFacts: Frogs are carnivorous, and will eat bugs such as fruit flies, wood louses, and crickets. Some other frogs may eat lizards or small fish.
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